Hey there,

It's Sam here I do hope you are having a super Saturday. Beast and I are having a super snoozie Saturday. Mile high is not being very productive today so we are giving her a rest from us. So I thought I'd come and tell you about our latest adventure, Boss was feeling a little under
the weather as summer is ending the boring chilly winter is coming. Mile high pestered Boss into going in the car to the forest. you see with my Boss she likes staying in the snoozey house and watching cat video's and giving me cuddles and cupboard love, which is perfect for me because that's what I love as well, But sometimes she need to get some wind in her face and then she's all happy again. so off in the car we went. I had the whole back seat to myself and Beast was in the handbrake she wouldn't sit with Mile High. when we arrived I was straight out the car was fantastic being out and showing off to boss. Beast was being flirt again and mile high had to dive and grab her from a massive retriever that looked at beast would have had Beast for his lunch. was such an embarrassing drama!! but pleased to say she did behave herself after all that! we had a lovely adventure and I got very tired by the end, what with being an old man and all that. Any way's talking about being old and tired I'm due my main snooze. so If you don't mind. I'm gonna go find my bed and flake out, here's some of my beautiful self. see you all soon. we has a dog show next Saturday.
so do stick around for all that jazz woof you later guys!x

 Beastie is such a posing flirt!!!

 Nothing like my natural Beautiful self!!!

So there we go guys. I hope you have enjoyed this blog post I know its short but I am's tired!
keeps safe everyone and stay of the Mushrooms. take care and woof you all laters,

In Memory of the great and mighty!!

Hi there everyone. It's Beastie here. Sam is currently the incredible grump.So I thought I'd come tell you all what this blog is about, let me quickly grab me hankie.

This is in memory of my great friend Abi or Houdini. you may know her from Houdini and the rat pack. Who recently passed away massive shock to us all, We will miss her very much and all her wonderful antics. Her pack with live on but they have two massive holes, one abi shaped and one pug shaped as poor little Tia also consumed a forbidden fungus, so here's a warning to all you doggies. If it looks or smells funny don't eat it. go home and beg for sosiges.

I hear on good authority, that Abi's mum is very sad as she didn't, get to say good bye to Abi or Tia.
And shhhh!!!!!! but they where her favourites ( don't let the pack know, they'll be after her,and us chi's we can be sneeekies) She's been busy with new money making scheme and moving snoozie house with her boyfriend. As I have, to keep Sam in check and watch Mile high very carefully she's gone weird again. Would you all be able to send her some love and doggie cuddles? And for the love of chi's everywhere don't eat any fungus edible of magical,

Love you Abi and Tia . never forgotten always missed.x

Here are some lovely photo's I'd like to include. (have you got those hankies ready!!)
right I'm off to cheer Sam up!! toodles.

 Abi on the left me on the right!!



















Tia aka tia maria.




bless you all. run free on the other side of the rainbow.x

All good things come too those who wait!!

 Hi, Sam and Beast here.

 Would like to apologies for our lack of story writing recently, Our scribe has had her fare share of technical problems, and as we have gone all high - tech for our fans, It all got a little slow, But now all is working again.

I very tall man taller than boss, he came and took away Mile highs typing noise attention stealing machine away to fix it, this is a very good thing as it means more walkie's and treats for us!

here's a few photo's of things we been up too while we been away!! :) 

 Here's me and beast we left them slow humans behind and went on our own adventures,

 Here's Me and Mile high. I was asked to pose with her. well you know I thought it was only a photo. I'd show of my summer figure!


pssst....I'm not one to gossip but the reason I was in the photo other than being more beautiful that Beast (naturally) was because she was flirting, she'll be up the duff before you know it, with a great Dane or something. she has no standards!!

 well here's one of my many charming head shots, I was looking at tasty bunny across the river.
if the river wasn't to wet and river like I would have had my tea. ahh well. rabbit lives on!

here's me. doing me bits for them other hounds who are stuck in kennels who need forever homes!!
preferably without chi's who thought I would like that idea needs there heads look at. anyways
I was  very good. I raised 40 for me boys back homes, if you would like to see where my pennies go and if you would like to decorate your sofa with a greyhound of your own then click here.

Hey I asked for a bath!!

Hey there yes it me Sam again.

Something very strange happened today. I asked for a bath?!?!?!?!
I know not many dogs like a bath let alone bark for one, But I do enjoy the fuss.
It also amused to humans no end, I wont bore you any longer with my waffle. I'm off
for a snooze and hope that I dry off. Mile high will share with you. some unflattering photo's she took of me!!
  

                                           ( Here I am in the bath with boss giving me a lovely bath )

                                         ( I am a good dog, But boss didn't believe me that I wouldn't bite here, so 
                                             so she made me wear this ridiculous muzzle. sigh!!! )
                                                                      
                                                                         Bye for now people!!

oh we all like to be beside the sea side!!

It's Sam here, It's another glorious day today, sun is streaming in through the window, I thought it about time the humans, got up and come bask in the sunshine with me!! so I whistled, wined and barked to get them humans out of bed and out on there poop patrol! Beast came down stairs with a cheery Mile High so off for walkie's we went. After breakfast and some considerable snoozing,
Mile high was discussing with boss about trip out, I wonder if this time this involves a car?
for I do enjoy a good car journey,

Boss was asking me if I wanted to go to the beach? Dumb question to ask a Devonshire dog, I did however, get extremely excited and almost I knocked over lesser human.

Beast was running laps around me, making me dizzy it totally wasn't my fault!!

So humans got ready and after a little assistance from mile high we where all packed into the car.

Beast was on top of me rehearsing her Irish jig and winging all the way there, I however, have mastered the art of car journeys. lay back close one's eye's and think about rabbits.

so we have arrived despite what beast thinks, she didn't die! but no matter how many times you assure her that Mile High isn't going to tie her to a tree or simply abandon her but take her for a fun adventure. we are now in a car park. that has many wee mails to sniff and replies to be made, while we wait for our good friend Scooby and his owner, she who really really must be obeyed, for I feel things go better that way, not that Scooby agrees and choose to challenge that title.( Not that I can talk I did sneak off. I feel responsible for a leading scooby astray, then the feeling quickly past)
 so we are off to the beach, through a very pretty woods, boss was as slow as beast taking photo's
of the trees. she really does need to go to specsavers and get her eye's checked. she should be takings
photo's on me!

(Here I am chilling with scooby and Beast on the beach)                                                                

The beach wasn't what I expected, was all pebbly and not greyhound friendly at all. and the tide was coming in, But not being one to pass up on an opportunity to stretch ones legs I clambered up the steps and was off. I was straight in the sea for a paddle. I had a jolly good time. Boss loved watching me in the sea!

Beast how ever, was less brave and tried to trip the humans up! on the way home, boss stopped for refreshments. and we had a good snooze in the car...and I did need it, as its exhausting running around having so much fun!







 I'm off for a snooze and to warm my paws up from the sea!! bye!!


 check out my new jazzy bed! not a spoilt dog at all!!








p.s Beast here, Sam didn't mention he did nearly trip mile high up and she did nearly get taken by the sea, silly Sam. such a ponce!!

kong quiet!!

Well Helew there!!

Its beast here! I just want to say how lazy mile high has been of late!
I been doing nothing but telling her story's and jumping on her and licking  her face to go write my blog

but no she's just ignored me!! she said that if I give her peace and quiet, she could get on with it,
excuses excuses. you know! but here we are again with much  to tell. Sam has developed a love of chewing, he will pinch anything, he can get his grubby snout around!

Meanwhile, I'm left to snaffle anything Sam hasn't spotted yet, or what Mile high has given me in secret. Its much of a snoozey day, today we had a lovely long walk. Mile high I'm sure was on some thing. she was like a walking zombie this morning, awfully embarrassing to be honest!!   
we is all home now. thank goodness was awfully cold out there, Mile high was wearing her bedding. no I kids just a very thick coat! Sam is again Begging for food. that hound is never satisfied. where as I believe in modesty and control. I dunno what that looliping hound believes in. but he's very greedy.

After some considerable snoozing and another chilling walkie. Mile high, was whistling my attention, I  do hope it's not another bath!! I'm still traumatised from last one.  (that's a another story for another day) But thank fully it was only  treat time!
or to be more exact Kong time!

I have a little red kong and mine was filled with cheese and Sam had a big red one. 
cause everything is giant ponce size for that daft hound, of course his was filled with peanut butter bread, as Sam has a worrying addiction to peanut butter, still its nothing like Mile high and her Garlic. (pass the bucket someone). Any who, I hope you are all keeping warm Mile high said that there is a lot of that white cold stuff coming again so keep ya eye's peeled for snow day stories!

right go do something else now, I have some snoozing to get on with, 
chao for now!

sprayed your dog with fabreeze - head on down to your specsavers

Oh Hi yes, it's me Sam. Do I have a tale to tell you all today!! Just a another example of
my bosses lesser intelligence, I kid she's al-right really!

But today wasn't her finest moments, gotta love these humanss!! grooming she says - No way
I thought, we settled for a special spray for me coat, that make my coat shiny and my skin smooth, She only went and picked up to flaming fabreeze, I know I smell sometimes( it's me smelly tasty food not my fault!!) but FABREEZE me is just unfair, Now I smell like a pounce, still I get more cuddles so it's no bad thing really.., the Beast was sniggering away at me.

But I hear she is in for a vet visit. who will be laughing then!!

Mum did feel bad for such the hassle she caused me, you know all the extra cuddles I been having such a burden to carry, she bought me a tasty tasty bone and it was very very yummy.

cheers boss!! Im now worn out from all the excitement I'm off for a snooze before dinner.









woof you all tomorrow!!

A Sunday like no other!!

Today was no ordinary snooze-day. oh no the humans didn't get up and run around, in there odd smartish clothes and panic. This morning was a much more civilised affair, even by dog standards.
They got out the crumpets!! Doggy heaven I thought, wow such a gourmet breakfast, Boss you shouldn't I am but a lowly greyhound, biscuits would surfice! (erm lie of course I want warm buttered crumpets) But alas there weren't mine. no matter how much please share eye's I flicked at boss 1 and 2, snoozeling, swiping, balancing the beast on my head, or just stealing when no-one was looking we had no joy. We ended up with biscuits for breakfast! prrfffttt... Time for a snooze talk to Beast.

While Sam is having a snooze mile high was getting me ready for today's adventure, we are going to the park. So it was time to get going sam has his coat on, that makes him look like a feeble ponce.









 
unlike me with my designer green and orange wholly number....looking pretty fetching,




( HAHA!!!) Sam says fetch is never going to happen!!





So after a while in the car and some trampling from beast and some rather unnecessary winging
from her

we finally arrive at a very strange place there is a massive field and a noisy metal area where the lesser humans are '' Is that where they are made??'' 

The bosses boss let me go in the field. He told me I could run as much as I liked. The very thought of chasing the chi and out run her excited me, but first I had important matters to attend too. like checking out the wee mail and exercising the humans with there rather embarrassing poop bags. But the time has come and I got the grass between my toes and I was ready that mini hound doesn't know what coming at her (literally!!) It was great fun, running around like some crazy dog. Boss was impressed. I ran extra fast so she might be inclined  to share some crumpets when we got home! If you would like to see my display of brilliance click here. 

 This me chilling with my bosses after my run. Don't I make them look good!!

 









I hope you enjoyed it, I'm now exhausted from it all, Im going to snooze and dream about peanut butter and crumpets!!! will woof you all laters,

Walking to neverland!!

Well today was one of those annoying days when you have to say woof to the chi and get some snooze!! My boss's boss took me out for a walk this morning, he does not have much walkie
etiquette. I also doubt he picked up my you know what, but to be honest I wouldn't want to either!!
I had me food and decided I needed a post walkie snooze.

The chi was still sleeping, she's such a late night huzzy now she's sleeping well into the morning.
I don't mind I can sleep without her irritating me! My boss was instructed by my insightful self
to move my bed to my preferred sleeping location, (in front of the fire) but she just couldn't get it
moved how I wanted. Lousy humans never understand us dogs!! So I must admit I'm a little too grumpy to function today, so I'll have another snooze while the chi is out flirting with the other hounds!

Meanwhile... I, Beast, am in the car for an exciting walkie with Houdini's boss and of course my mile high human. It was a little embarrassing to be seen with her, her dress sense was erm.... not as good as mine!

 

Oh well maybe while I snooze later she'll do her washing and forget about my bath! (hahaha!!). 

The walk was fun, many things to explore. Plenty of wee mail, but as yet not found a boyfriend! I'm a bit gutted if I'm honest. I found a friendly gentleman to walk with though, I considered going home with him but boss spotted my get away attempt and called me back... sigh!!


She who must be obeyed and Mile high where talking to some giant dogs for ages... I got bored! I didn't see the attraction myself as I found the conversation a little dry and the threat of being eaten by them all too real! They were huge! 

The humans also eventually got bored or something with the giant biting hooved dogs and carried on with our walk!


On arrival home I couldn't wait to tell Sam of our adventures out in the sunshine. But it turns out that
he wasn't in the mood for talking or playing so I'm going to leave him be, and go rub some more of my hair on Mile high's bed! see ya all laterz. Ciao for now, Woof





( p.s does my bum look big in this?)

keep calm and snooze

Well today I awoke to a start, the boss was getting the lesser human up out of bed!! Off to schools it is for him, this can only mean one very good thing, uninterrupted snoozing.

We had words with the cats and it was a mutual agreement that it was a snooze, eat and mildly amuse the humans day! Walkie's was satisfactory and food was yummy. Treats were hard to get holds of,  them annoying tight fisted humans keeping them from us, not like they are going to eat them is it?

An eerie silence befell the house. This was blissful, the tall skinny one gave in to our persuasive stares and gave us more treats. Result!! Was exhausting mind. so I'm off for a snooze here's Beast...

Well Sam is now sat infront of the newly lit fire, cheers boss, only I'm not too happy about him being in my spot, it's bad enough the cats keep stealing it. So all machines are off and we are waiting for the noisy uprights to arrive. After some considerable snoozing and gassing from the stink bank sorry...Sam. It was plaaaaaaay time! Oh my favourite.

Me, who's forever up for a game of chase the greyhound, was out the door quicker than you can say jerky...but Sam, who was half asleep still, the dopey fool and who has a morbid fear of gravel was doing his  feeble stiletto act and stealing all my attentions. (You will pay for this!)

We first amused our humans buy pooping everywhere, I do love watching and sniggering at them, running after us with poop bags and complaining about our stink. I hardly think they smell of roses!!
I then set about claiming my revenge on the Sam!! Jumping up at his face till he got fed up and chased me!!!  hahaha haha.....oh my word I'm outta breath talk to Sam..

I know greyhound rescue rescued me. but no-one told me about the chi chasing me all the time. Is this revenge for the fake rabbit I used to chase or did I do something much worse in a past life?

But chasing the human up onto the garden furniture...well that was the icing on the cake!!
After many Giggles from the humans, it was time to go back inside and stoke up the fire. And you guessed it more snoozing.

As I'm much bigger and strong willed, I Sam, am back in Beast's spot!
Snore you laterz!!

An introductionz to uz cool doggies.

We is Sam and Beast!

Sam
Sam, yeah that's me often found snoozing or waiting for treats. My favourite treat is jerky,
its super tasty and has super stink. It's awesome to annoy the humans with. ( hahha)
I also love peanut butter on bread. I'm not too fussy I'll happily have the crust or a slice as
long as you have piled on the delicious golden peanuty goodness on it and place near my mouth... that'll do nicely!!

I also enjoy a nice walkie but I do have a sore paw so sometimes I can't be bothered to wait for that chi! and I take the boss home!! Otherwise I'd be standing there shivering my you know wa...erm well oh wait.....hang on ...where...they're gone, boss you didn't ............!! I'm going go sulk now,

here's my companion of sorts, Beast!

Beast!

Hi there, Yep I'm beast I'm gorgeous and amazing I'll just wait... there yep jump on your lap if you hold still I'll tell you my story, you got any treats?

Well I had a lovely mum she looks just like me only I'm more amazing. I was born into the Parsons family they're all pretty cool. The youngest Becca, or among us doggies, she who must be obeyed, cause she's much cooler if you do! She's brought this tall skinny blonde human with her and seeing a likeness I warmed to her and to be honest I had unconditional cuddles,  could get used to this!!

 I heard some whisperings among the humans that there was an impending sale of us puppies, me n my brother where first. I knew where I wanted my forever home to be and that was with the tall one.
(seriously you should see her she's very long) I told Becca to let me go there so that's where I live now
I was the only dog for a while it's was OK. I couldn't complain. But I did miss my doggy companions. So when that Sam arrived I was very happy indeed! WOOF

 






I share the house with like a million humans......ok 7 but trust when you are this small it may as well be a million, the clumsy uprights are for ever tripping up over me!!!
I also live with 4 cats. yeah I chase them (hehehe) and a rabbit, I try and keep Sam away from her though he just doesn't understand! And a few degu things, they're cool, we have a good chin wag through the bars! And some chickens and two geese, which according to the humans I'm not allowed to chase!

No Fun.

But yes so that us cool doggies. We have many excellent adventures and if I can get my human to type for me (I'm much too important to type and Sam is too snoozy to type), I will dictate our thoughts.


I hope you will enjoy. chao  for now I've got some snoozing to do!!