keep calm and snooze

Well today I awoke to a start, the boss was getting the lesser human up out of bed!! Off to schools it is for him, this can only mean one very good thing, uninterrupted snoozing.

We had words with the cats and it was a mutual agreement that it was a snooze, eat and mildly amuse the humans day! Walkie's was satisfactory and food was yummy. Treats were hard to get holds of,  them annoying tight fisted humans keeping them from us, not like they are going to eat them is it?

An eerie silence befell the house. This was blissful, the tall skinny one gave in to our persuasive stares and gave us more treats. Result!! Was exhausting mind. so I'm off for a snooze here's Beast...

Well Sam is now sat infront of the newly lit fire, cheers boss, only I'm not too happy about him being in my spot, it's bad enough the cats keep stealing it. So all machines are off and we are waiting for the noisy uprights to arrive. After some considerable snoozing and gassing from the stink bank sorry...Sam. It was plaaaaaaay time! Oh my favourite.

Me, who's forever up for a game of chase the greyhound, was out the door quicker than you can say jerky...but Sam, who was half asleep still, the dopey fool and who has a morbid fear of gravel was doing his  feeble stiletto act and stealing all my attentions. (You will pay for this!)

We first amused our humans buy pooping everywhere, I do love watching and sniggering at them, running after us with poop bags and complaining about our stink. I hardly think they smell of roses!!
I then set about claiming my revenge on the Sam!! Jumping up at his face till he got fed up and chased me!!!  hahaha haha.....oh my word I'm outta breath talk to Sam..

I know greyhound rescue rescued me. but no-one told me about the chi chasing me all the time. Is this revenge for the fake rabbit I used to chase or did I do something much worse in a past life?

But chasing the human up onto the garden furniture...well that was the icing on the cake!!
After many Giggles from the humans, it was time to go back inside and stoke up the fire. And you guessed it more snoozing.

As I'm much bigger and strong willed, I Sam, am back in Beast's spot!
Snore you laterz!!