Walking to neverland!!

Well today was one of those annoying days when you have to say woof to the chi and get some snooze!! My boss's boss took me out for a walk this morning, he does not have much walkie
etiquette. I also doubt he picked up my you know what, but to be honest I wouldn't want to either!!
I had me food and decided I needed a post walkie snooze.

The chi was still sleeping, she's such a late night huzzy now she's sleeping well into the morning.
I don't mind I can sleep without her irritating me! My boss was instructed by my insightful self
to move my bed to my preferred sleeping location, (in front of the fire) but she just couldn't get it
moved how I wanted. Lousy humans never understand us dogs!! So I must admit I'm a little too grumpy to function today, so I'll have another snooze while the chi is out flirting with the other hounds!

Meanwhile... I, Beast, am in the car for an exciting walkie with Houdini's boss and of course my mile high human. It was a little embarrassing to be seen with her, her dress sense was erm.... not as good as mine!

 

Oh well maybe while I snooze later she'll do her washing and forget about my bath! (hahaha!!). 

The walk was fun, many things to explore. Plenty of wee mail, but as yet not found a boyfriend! I'm a bit gutted if I'm honest. I found a friendly gentleman to walk with though, I considered going home with him but boss spotted my get away attempt and called me back... sigh!!


She who must be obeyed and Mile high where talking to some giant dogs for ages... I got bored! I didn't see the attraction myself as I found the conversation a little dry and the threat of being eaten by them all too real! They were huge! 

The humans also eventually got bored or something with the giant biting hooved dogs and carried on with our walk!


On arrival home I couldn't wait to tell Sam of our adventures out in the sunshine. But it turns out that
he wasn't in the mood for talking or playing so I'm going to leave him be, and go rub some more of my hair on Mile high's bed! see ya all laterz. Ciao for now, Woof





( p.s does my bum look big in this?)