leaf it out its not worth it!

It's me maaike or Moomin as the boss like to call me,

I have a story to tell you, so sit back relax I just need to kick beast out and I'll tell you
what happened,

it was but a cold autumn night the hour was small and the sky the darkest shade that no greyhound should be expected to walk out in. But boss says shes doing this for my benefit and I need to stand still, beast is doing her best to get out of walkies and is also tripping up mile high, After being bundled up strapped up with in an inch of my life ( I'm down to 8 lives now) we head intrepidly out into the darkens like brave warriors ready to take on anything that may jump out and take us down, as we head out I dart straight out the door and quickly hide behind boss, and good job to as somebody has put a leaf bin out, how was this walk for my benefit when your scaring your hound half to death.
I had to wriggle and squirm and beast was pulling milehigh of in other direction. after super duper quick wees we where soon back home and in my bed with my denta stick, 

Hallo

Hallo hier ben ik hier!

 we are back again!! and we has moved snoozyhouses again and we are all in bike land 

just so many bikes. its very confusing place for such a little dog as myself you know, the maaike or captain Goofball as boss called her this morning hehehehe has also come with us, she got to stay we with boss in the holibobs house in the forest while I stayed with human that is not as tall as milehigh but has the same lovable soul as myself, I did stay there for my overnight snoozes need to keep check on my new best friend you know. mile high however well she wasn't coming she was looking after some people in the human vet place, But I knew wouldn't be long until she's missing me and comes over,   

But until then I am here sleeping in the sun with Maaike, Aren't we sweet!!

 It's been quiet the Adventure for us, Maaike has mostly slept and a
bit daft at times sending boss a bit doolally,





But eventually milehigh did have enough of the human vet place and came and over on her paddle board and now she and the clickity click machine of hope and dreams is back and we can tell you all of our adventures. We have had many, they may take a long time because Mile high is one salty sea dog and she will be away alot, not great for a dog who has alot to say but   what one can one chi do about that. 
catch you all soon and don't forget to leave a like and if your hound has a message please leave it below! chiao for now!

We are BACK!!!!!

We are are back the Kaine puddle jumpers are better than ever!! new members and new adventures!!


As some may know that Sam isn't here, he sadly was lost last December due to old dog and dry Rot, bless his paws, So for a while It was just me Ruling the cats, *que evil chi laugh!!

But as previously mentions I'm no longer going solo I'd like too introduce my new partner in crime she's also a wet nosed but sniffer treat stealing greyhound. who goes under the ales of Maaike, I'm not sure what is up with Bosses head she keeps bringing them annoying pointy dogs home, them investigation cones are rather intrusive ( big word for a chi!!!)


But never the less after months of barking jumping and protest inside wee's I have managed to get to get miles high to get back to the clickety click machine and get back to our blog and making me famous of course!! Now I suppose out of doggy politeness I should really give sofa surfing nose on legs the humans call Maaike moo... (it's embarrassing to be honest!!) I have asserted my place in her bed after a few scuffles she now knows that no bed is truly hers and that quite simply chihuahuas rule but we on most nights share a comfy bed! she's not a fan of the lime light which is handy for me because that's also mine!

Anyways I spy the Ginger Ninja ( aka my arch nemesis) I'm off too chase..
Here is the long pointy annoying ahem fine lovely greyhound Maaike

Yawwwwwwnnn... Im Maaike, sorry was snoozing you know us greyhounds we need our sleeps.. just got woken by a scurry of claws must be that cat scare again.  I'm much too refined to be chasing them cats I'm more of a live and let live type of hound, I'm just due a post snooze sleep I shall leave you with a few of millions of photo's Mile high taken of me.

Hey there,

It's Sam here I do hope you are having a super Saturday. Beast and I are having a super snoozie Saturday. Mile high is not being very productive today so we are giving her a rest from us. So I thought I'd come and tell you about our latest adventure, Boss was feeling a little under
the weather as summer is ending the boring chilly winter is coming. Mile high pestered Boss into going in the car to the forest. you see with my Boss she likes staying in the snoozey house and watching cat video's and giving me cuddles and cupboard love, which is perfect for me because that's what I love as well, But sometimes she need to get some wind in her face and then she's all happy again. so off in the car we went. I had the whole back seat to myself and Beast was in the handbrake she wouldn't sit with Mile High. when we arrived I was straight out the car was fantastic being out and showing off to boss. Beast was being flirt again and mile high had to dive and grab her from a massive retriever that looked at beast would have had Beast for his lunch. was such an embarrassing drama!! but pleased to say she did behave herself after all that! we had a lovely adventure and I got very tired by the end, what with being an old man and all that. Any way's talking about being old and tired I'm due my main snooze. so If you don't mind. I'm gonna go find my bed and flake out, here's some of my beautiful self. see you all soon. we has a dog show next Saturday.
so do stick around for all that jazz woof you later guys!x

 Beastie is such a posing flirt!!!

 Nothing like my natural Beautiful self!!!

So there we go guys. I hope you have enjoyed this blog post I know its short but I am's tired!
keeps safe everyone and stay of the Mushrooms. take care and woof you all laters,

In Memory of the great and mighty!!

Hi there everyone. It's Beastie here. Sam is currently the incredible grump.So I thought I'd come tell you all what this blog is about, let me quickly grab me hankie.

This is in memory of my great friend Abi or Houdini. you may know her from Houdini and the rat pack. Who recently passed away massive shock to us all, We will miss her very much and all her wonderful antics. Her pack with live on but they have two massive holes, one abi shaped and one pug shaped as poor little Tia also consumed a forbidden fungus, so here's a warning to all you doggies. If it looks or smells funny don't eat it. go home and beg for sosiges.

I hear on good authority, that Abi's mum is very sad as she didn't, get to say good bye to Abi or Tia.
And shhhh!!!!!! but they where her favourites ( don't let the pack know, they'll be after her,and us chi's we can be sneeekies) She's been busy with new money making scheme and moving snoozie house with her boyfriend. As I have, to keep Sam in check and watch Mile high very carefully she's gone weird again. Would you all be able to send her some love and doggie cuddles? And for the love of chi's everywhere don't eat any fungus edible of magical,

Love you Abi and Tia . never forgotten always missed.x

Here are some lovely photo's I'd like to include. (have you got those hankies ready!!)
right I'm off to cheer Sam up!! toodles.

 Abi on the left me on the right!!



















Tia aka tia maria.




bless you all. run free on the other side of the rainbow.x

All good things come too those who wait!!

 Hi, Sam and Beast here.

 Would like to apologies for our lack of story writing recently, Our scribe has had her fare share of technical problems, and as we have gone all high - tech for our fans, It all got a little slow, But now all is working again.

I very tall man taller than boss, he came and took away Mile highs typing noise attention stealing machine away to fix it, this is a very good thing as it means more walkie's and treats for us!

here's a few photo's of things we been up too while we been away!! :) 

 Here's me and beast we left them slow humans behind and went on our own adventures,

 Here's Me and Mile high. I was asked to pose with her. well you know I thought it was only a photo. I'd show of my summer figure!


pssst....I'm not one to gossip but the reason I was in the photo other than being more beautiful that Beast (naturally) was because she was flirting, she'll be up the duff before you know it, with a great Dane or something. she has no standards!!

 well here's one of my many charming head shots, I was looking at tasty bunny across the river.
if the river wasn't to wet and river like I would have had my tea. ahh well. rabbit lives on!

here's me. doing me bits for them other hounds who are stuck in kennels who need forever homes!!
preferably without chi's who thought I would like that idea needs there heads look at. anyways
I was  very good. I raised 40 for me boys back homes, if you would like to see where my pennies go and if you would like to decorate your sofa with a greyhound of your own then click here.

Hey I asked for a bath!!

Hey there yes it me Sam again.

Something very strange happened today. I asked for a bath?!?!?!?!
I know not many dogs like a bath let alone bark for one, But I do enjoy the fuss.
It also amused to humans no end, I wont bore you any longer with my waffle. I'm off
for a snooze and hope that I dry off. Mile high will share with you. some unflattering photo's she took of me!!
  

                                           ( Here I am in the bath with boss giving me a lovely bath )

                                         ( I am a good dog, But boss didn't believe me that I wouldn't bite here, so 
                                             so she made me wear this ridiculous muzzle. sigh!!! )
                                                                      
                                                                         Bye for now people!!